I bought a thing!

"Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck)
07/30/2017 at 19:41 • Filed to: There is no zoidberg there is only fancy-toyota-berg

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2002 IS300 Sportcross

Doggo makes it official!

DISCUSSION (100)

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
07/30/2017 at 19:44

It’s not a 328i

Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
07/30/2017 at 19:44

The newest vehicle you’ve ever owned, isn’t it? Congrats!

XJDano > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
07/30/2017 at 19:45

Oh yes.

E90M3 > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
07/30/2017 at 19:45

BUT THAT’S NOT AN OLD TOYOTA. I’M SO CONFUSED. IT WOULD BE LIKE ME BUYING SOMETHING OTHER THAN A BMW.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies
07/30/2017 at 19:46

If we exclude my wife’s car, absolutely.

InFierority Complex > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
07/30/2017 at 19:46

Kinja'd!!!

DipodomysDeserti > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
07/30/2017 at 19:49

Wild card, bitches!

unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins) > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
07/30/2017 at 19:56

Fancy zoidberg now driving around with top hat and monocle. Congratulations.

Captain of the Enterprise > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
07/30/2017 at 19:59

Congratulations! Looking forward to more pics and info!

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins)
07/30/2017 at 20:01

Thanks!

The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
07/30/2017 at 20:02

Funny looking Juke.

OPPOsaurus WRX > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
07/30/2017 at 20:03

Kinja'd!!!

DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
07/30/2017 at 20:05

Does this mean you’re selling one of your other cars? :(

Alfalfa > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
07/30/2017 at 20:06

Are you sure that’s yours? It looks way too nice...

and 100 more > E90M3
07/30/2017 at 20:08

This car *is* old; he just adjusted for time inflation.

and 100 more > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
07/30/2017 at 20:10

Is doggo concussed when the hatch is closed?

I love/hate you so much at the moment.

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
07/30/2017 at 20:11

Bruh. I’m immensely jealous.

TheTurbochargedSquirrel > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
07/30/2017 at 20:12

So you have 5 cars now?

TheTurbochargedSquirrel > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
07/30/2017 at 20:12

Is this the first car you have owned with air bags?

Spaceball-Two > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
07/30/2017 at 20:13

Nice work buddy!

I can only assume you’re wife is with mini lobster?

MM54 > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
07/30/2017 at 20:15

So... you have five cars now

(but that’s cool - congrats!)

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Spaceball-Two
07/30/2017 at 20:18

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
07/30/2017 at 20:18

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > TheTurbochargedSquirrel
07/30/2017 at 20:18

Yep

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > and 100 more
07/30/2017 at 20:20

Yeah she’s not used to the sloped rear glass but she’s getting there

Why the hate part of the love/hate?

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time
07/30/2017 at 20:20

Bman76 (no it doesn't need a WS6 hood) M. Arch > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
07/30/2017 at 20:20

Best surprise Oppo purchase yet! That thing looks minty fresh. Congrats!

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Alfalfa
07/30/2017 at 20:20

Selective photography

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
07/30/2017 at 20:21

#sad

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
07/30/2017 at 20:23

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap
07/30/2017 at 20:24

I did goodly!

and 100 more > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
07/30/2017 at 20:25

Jealousy, pure and simple. I love the 1st gen IS300s.

415s30 W123TSXWaggoIIIIIIo ( •_•))°) > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
07/30/2017 at 20:25

Niiiiice

My X-type is too a real Jaguar > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
07/30/2017 at 20:25

Those are rare, unicorn status there.

OpposResidentLexusGuy - USE20, XF20, XU30 and Press Cars > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
07/30/2017 at 20:25

So, so jealous.

OpposResidentLexusGuy - USE20, XF20, XU30 and Press Cars > E90M3
07/30/2017 at 20:26

Meanwhile I’m looking a subarus and fords. What is happening.

Wacko > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
07/30/2017 at 20:26

So you are a millionaire now?

And I guessed right. You going to retire the tercel?

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
07/30/2017 at 20:27

Are you Android 18?

Spaceball-Two > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
07/30/2017 at 20:28

Great looking car!

not for canada - australian in disguise > E90M3
07/30/2017 at 20:30

Well TECHNICALLY

Kinja'd!!!

E90M3 > not for canada - australian in disguise
07/30/2017 at 20:33

SEMANTICS.

E90M3 > OpposResidentLexusGuy - USE20, XF20, XU30 and Press Cars
07/30/2017 at 20:34

The world must be ending. I mean, I do find myself coveting a manual Benz with cloth seats, but I guess thankfully they don’t sell those here. When I’m in Scotland next year though, I think I’m going to have to rent one.

HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
07/30/2017 at 20:35

I don’t believe you. We all know IS300 Sportcrosses are urban legends.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Wacko
07/30/2017 at 20:36

You guessed the Sportcross? Link or it didn’t happen!

Fistacufs > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
07/30/2017 at 20:37

Welcome to the Sportcross family!! How many miles? btw not many still have the original trunk security piece and are in high demand. Come join us on the facebooks.

TheHondaBro > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
07/30/2017 at 20:37

Just a friendly reminder that I’d be willing to purchase your Tercel if the price is right.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Fistacufs
07/30/2017 at 20:38

Thanks! It’s got 91k miles. Just in time for a new timing belt and water pump! A key point in the price negotiations :)

RPM esq. > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
07/30/2017 at 20:38

Congratulations! It looks super clean... I remember thinking these were so cool when they came out. I don’t think I’ve seen one in a long time, which obviously makes them even cooler now. What are you going to do with all that modern luxury and power?

Rico > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
07/30/2017 at 20:39

I almost had a tear in my eye for a sec. You did good man, this is one of those unicorns that when I see them in traffic or DOTS I always react like this:

Kinja'd!!!

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > RPM esq.
07/30/2017 at 20:40

Thank you! It’s not the *cleanest* of cleans. Interior needs major detailing (though no damage or stains), rear bumper needs to be repainted at some point, and some rock chips at the edge of the hood... It’s a nice car, but still 15 years old.

OpposResidentLexusGuy - USE20, XF20, XU30 and Press Cars > E90M3
07/30/2017 at 20:41

Haha do it. Granted it’s hard to say “looking at” when no one has/will let me test drive a WRX.

Wacko > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
07/30/2017 at 20:43

No I said used Lexus, since I knew you had a serious hard on for the Sportcross. You post one every other week.

But I still say you should of bought that white prelude instead of the Celica

RallyDarkstrike - Fan of 2-cyl FIATs, Eastern Bloc & Kei cars > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
07/30/2017 at 20:46

MY GOD...
How long has it been that you’ve been looking for one of these things! :O

Still keeping the Tercel and truck? :O

Stick or auto? :O

Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
07/30/2017 at 20:46

Congratulations what a fancy Toyota.

E90M3 > OpposResidentLexusGuy - USE20, XF20, XU30 and Press Cars
07/30/2017 at 20:46

I was going to say I remember those days, but I actually had better luck test driving M3s then I did cheaper things. Hell, one of the salesmen tossed me the keys and was like have fun.

dogisbadob > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
07/30/2017 at 20:46

awesome car

interstate366, now In The Industry > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
07/30/2017 at 20:48

Wanna race?

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > RallyDarkstrike - Fan of 2-cyl FIATs, Eastern Bloc & Kei cars
07/30/2017 at 20:48

1) over two years

2) to be continued

3) auto only on the sportcross

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > interstate366, now In The Industry
07/30/2017 at 20:48

Yes!

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > dogisbadob
07/30/2017 at 20:49

Thanks!

OpposResidentLexusGuy - USE20, XF20, XU30 and Press Cars > E90M3
07/30/2017 at 20:54

It’s funny because I haven’t had any problem anywhere else except Subaru... I just don’t get it.

E90M3 > OpposResidentLexusGuy - USE20, XF20, XU30 and Press Cars
07/30/2017 at 20:56

Maybe I’ll have to go try and test drive one and see if I have the same experience.

DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
07/30/2017 at 20:56

The Vibe right!?

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > TheHondaBro
07/30/2017 at 20:57

I have you in mind, sir. I’m gonna replace the alternator but I’m not sure what to do about the rest of it, to fix it or sell it as it is (remember the suspension stuff).

OpposResidentLexusGuy - USE20, XF20, XU30 and Press Cars > E90M3
07/30/2017 at 20:58

I think it’s dealer dependent but it is frustrating. The guy today said that he would put me in one to test immediately if he had one but they won’t for a month.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time
07/30/2017 at 20:59

In a perfect world, yes. But this is not that world.

TheHondaBro > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
07/30/2017 at 20:59

I’m gonna be replacing the suspension stuff eventually, so it wouldn’t matter to me.

RallyDarkstrike - Fan of 2-cyl FIATs, Eastern Bloc & Kei cars > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
07/30/2017 at 21:00

Oh yes, right...I think they had a stick for the car in Japan, but auto only here now that I think about it.

Good luck with the sale, I’d assume you’d sell the Tercel as the truck could be more practical at times when needed!

Congrats on getting your semi-dream car! :)

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > TheHondaBro
07/30/2017 at 21:02

Your offer is tempting. Email me at drzoidbergoppo@gmail.com for further gentlemanly negotiations. It’s a good car that just needs someone to *actually* put in the time.

I said fuck it and bought a Lexus

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > TheHondaBro
07/30/2017 at 21:02

Your offer is tempting. Email me at drzoidbergoppo@gmail.com for further gentlemanly negotiations. It’s a good car that just needs someone to *actually* put in the time.

random001 > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
07/30/2017 at 21:06

Lexus hating man, Because Racecar, wholheartedly approves of all purchases that include “Sportcross” styling. Well done, Dr. Well done indeed.

for Michigan > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
07/30/2017 at 21:08

How did you find such a thing?

Congrats.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Wacko
07/30/2017 at 21:12

Curse your excellent memory. That Celica broke my heart.

fintail > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
07/30/2017 at 21:14

A 21st century car? Congrats! Living a little, I like it.

jkm7680 > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
07/30/2017 at 21:16

horse

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > jkm7680
07/30/2017 at 21:17

wat

jkm7680 > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
07/30/2017 at 21:18

congradumulations

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > jkm7680
07/30/2017 at 21:18

Thanks!

DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
07/30/2017 at 21:22

2Fast2Furious: Rotary Powered > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
07/30/2017 at 21:27

This is good oppo

interstate366, now In The Industry > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
07/30/2017 at 21:31

Should be a fair fight. Both rare versions of semi-common midsize Japanese sedans, 200ish HP and 3300ish pounds. You have more torque, I have that weird gear shifter thingy.

TheHondaBro > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
07/30/2017 at 21:33

I’ll shoot you an email when I get off work.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > interstate366, now In The Industry
07/30/2017 at 21:36

But see, I can now CLICK IT DOWN INTO TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

interstate366, now In The Industry > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
07/30/2017 at 22:04

Yeah but my car is the real Accord here for maximum business

wafflesnfalafel > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
07/30/2017 at 22:32

super nice - congrats

shop-teacher > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
07/30/2017 at 22:43

I am genuinely stunned. First JKM, and now you. Is north still up?

Congratulations on your purchase. That’s a hell of a looker there.

My citroen won't start > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
07/30/2017 at 23:44

Look at you and your fancy wagon.

La-di-da

hellriaser > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
07/31/2017 at 00:32

Freaking love the sportcross! Review it

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > My citroen won't start
07/31/2017 at 00:32

YOU WOULD KNOW

sm70- why not Duesenberg? > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
07/31/2017 at 01:20

Too. Many. Fancy. Jokes. Can’t. Choose. One.

But seriously, congrats. That is a rare, awesome vehicle.

RallyWrench > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
07/31/2017 at 01:46

Damn, 49 stars on an Oppo post. That is the shit, right there. Excellent car, congratulations.

Rustholes-Are-Weight-Reduction > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
07/31/2017 at 05:48

Followed one of those 2 days ago, and was totally jealous. I always had a soft sport for this generation IS, and the Sportcross looks even better.
How’s the usability? I mean it’s technically a station wagon but the hatch is rather shallow-sloped.
Anyway, congrats on the buy! Sad for the Tercel though